Photocopier 1

Scene – a photocopier

 Denise: What’s that then?

 

Si: It’s Neil Cooper’s expenses for March.

 

Denise: Ooh, let’s have a look!

 

Si: No! It’s confidential!

 

(Denise snatches the paper)

 

Si: Hey!

 

Denise: (reading) A case of champagne, eight beach balls, twelve boxes of Lego bricks,  fifteen teddy bears, ten bags of jelly beans and eight feather pillows! Weve got him!

 

Denise: No you haven’t.

 

Si: This is clearly all personal stuff. Look at this: twelve silk scarves in six different colours! These are all personal gifts. I’ve got the bugger.

 

Denise: I’m afraid you haven’t.

 

Si; What do you mean?

 

Denise: This is his claim for materials for the senior management innovation team building away day.

 

Si: Shit!

 

(Lights)

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One thought on “Photocopier 1

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