Photocopier 1

Scene – a photocopier

 Denise: What’s that then?


Si: It’s Neil Cooper’s expenses for March.


Denise: Ooh, let’s have a look!


Si: No! It’s confidential!


(Denise snatches the paper)


Si: Hey!


Denise: (reading) A case of champagne, eight beach balls, twelve boxes of Lego bricks,  fifteen teddy bears, ten bags of jelly beans and eight feather pillows! Weve got him!


Denise: No you haven’t.


Si: This is clearly all personal stuff. Look at this: twelve silk scarves in six different colours! These are all personal gifts. I’ve got the bugger.


Denise: I’m afraid you haven’t.


Si; What do you mean?


Denise: This is his claim for materials for the senior management innovation team building away day.


Si: Shit!



One thought on “Photocopier 1

  1. Its like you read my mind! You appear to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something.
    I think that you could do with some pics to drive the message home a little
    bit, but other than that, this is wonderful blog.

    A fantastic read. I will definitely be back.

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