Scene – a photocopier
Denise: What’s that then?
Si: It’s Neil Cooper’s expenses for March.
Denise: Ooh, let’s have a look!
Si: No! It’s confidential!
(Denise snatches the paper)
Denise: (reading) A case of champagne, eight beach balls, twelve boxes of Lego bricks, fifteen teddy bears, ten bags of jelly beans and eight feather pillows! We‘ve got him!
Denise: No you haven’t.
Si: This is clearly all personal stuff. Look at this: twelve silk scarves in six different colours! These are all personal gifts. I’ve got the bugger.
Denise: I’m afraid you haven’t.
Si; What do you mean?
Denise: This is his claim for materials for the senior management innovation team building away day.