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Brian: You look knackered.

 

Joe: Just had the online tools and techniques briefing.

 

Brian: How did it go?

 

Joe: Boring.

 

Brian: Nice.

 

(Pause)

 

Brian: So, what’s the difference then?

 

Joe: What difference?

 

Brian: What’s the difference between a tool and a technique?

 

Joe: A tool is something irrelevant that we have no use for.

 

Brian: I see. And a technique?

 

Joe: A technique is how to make a tool look relevant without actually ever using it.

 

Brian: Nice.

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