Photocopier 4

(Scene. A small photocopier room. Sounds of copying. Copier is actually off stage right. Lights up on Brian and Chris)

 

Brian: Have you got a lot to do?

 

(Chris holds up a huge pile of papers)

 

Chris: Ah.

 

Brian: You?

 

(Chris holds up an even bigger pile of papers)

 

Brian: Snap.

 

Chris: OK. Go for your gun.

 

Brian: Twenty copies of the Environmental Policy amendments. Beat that.

 

Chris: Two hundred double-sided copies of the cost-reduction strategy. Got ya!

 

Brian: Not a chance mate. Fifteen lots of forty pages of the new time management manual. Ta da!

 

Chris: Well, beat this…a hundred and fifteen copies of minutes from the meeting about how we streamline the minute taking process.

 

Brian: Damn, that’s good.

 

Chris: So, your round again then!

 

Brian: Wait a minute. I haven’t finished yet.

 

Chris: What you got then…?

 

Brian: One copy…

 

Chris: One copy? Ha bloomin’ ha…

 

Brian: One copy… of the managing director’s draft strategy document on product simplification.

 

Chris: One copy…

 

(Brian proudly holds up a huge wad of paper)

 

Brian: One copy, two thousand nine hundred pages…

 

Chris: Blimey!

 

Brian: Sixteen hundred pages of appendices.

 

(Brian holds up even more paper)

 

So, mine’s a double G and T.

 

Chris: Fair enough

 

(Lights)

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